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Hemoglobin

If the feeling of your period blood fastly releasing itself from your vagina when you laugh or sneeze made a sound it would sound like the word ‘hemoglobin’.
by Lolvscosksksksksks September 23, 2019
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hemo

An emo kid who wishes he/she was a vampire or is extremely obsessed with vampires.
If all you write is poetry moping about how you want to be a vampire, you might be a hemo.
by mordredlefay December 4, 2010
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Hoe-mo

An insult combining the words Hoe and Homo basically a homeless hoe
Ashley is a Hoe-mo
by mythegreat August 13, 2008
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Hemorrhagic Technophilia

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.
by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010
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Hemorrhoid

A derogatory word used in customer service positions to describe difficult black customers. Similar to, "shine."
"How was work today honey?"

"It was okay untill these hemorrhoids came in at the last minute and tried to haggle the prices way down."
by Tomahhtoe August 15, 2009
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hemorrhoid

an ass vein blowout that happens when you sneeze, cough, fart and burp (a.k.a. "snoughfurp") at the same time.
I snoughfurped on the couch last night, and now I have a hemorrhoid.
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hemophiliac

person that has sex with blood

i.e. blood fucker

(they sneak in a blood bank, rob a blood bag, puncture a hole in the bag, and fuck the chit out of the bag.)
necrophiliac-person tht has sex with dead bodies

necro-dead
philiac-fucker

hemophiliac-person who cannot clot blood properly
hemo-blood
philiac-fucker
by comiction March 2, 2007
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