45 Degree angled haircut

This haircut immediately makes you gay

Woah, is that a 45 degree angled haircut! Are you gay!

by SEXGODOFWOMAN123 March 18, 2020

Harlem Haircut

Fictitious gangsta term used only by homies on the West Side of Brownsville who are not aware if Harlem residents actually use the term or not. Refers to when a bullet is shot at the top of the head, grazing the victim's scalp and leaving him/her bald.

"Ya'll better not mess wit Juan; I hear he gave Martin a Harlem Haircut after he messed wit his sista."

by Shadowfyoory April 4, 2004

emo haircut

1.The reverse mullet. Usually covers one eye of preferred side and really shiny from how greasy it is

Girl: Did you see that guys emo haircut?! it's so cute!!
Guy: what a queer.

by MikeyisaNinja April 25, 2010

Haircut Remorse

A haircut that you end up hating and wish you did't get.

The barber cut too much.
You have a case of haircut remorse.

by LooooLOOO March 27, 2016

Closet Haircut

the type of haircut usually associated with "metrosexuals" who have a fancy for the Didgeridoo. This is for the likeness between sucking cock and playing a didgeridoo. This haircut is called the Closet Haircut because it is how the closet homosexual starts his process of coming out of the metophorical gay butt sex closet. This haircut is usually only produced in Los Angeles, but somehow found its way to Dallas, Texas.

What is that new haircut that Richie got? Oh....you mean the Closet Haircut.

by The Branch December 6, 2010

monkey getting a haircut

the funniest meme ever to be conceived by man.

"Hello my fellow black male, what is the best meme ever created?"
"Monkey getting a haircut, NIGGA."

by Jet watcher February 24, 2018

Yee yee ass haircut

A slang term for an awful looking haircut. A haircut that you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.

Bro look at him he got that yee yee ass haircut

by GTA lol July 22, 2023