gungle teeth

to have such mangled teeth that it looks like you have just given someone a rimjob after giving them an anal creampie

p1 yo you see that guys gungle teeth
p2 yeah those teeth are fucking nasty!!

by gungle teeth March 4, 2008

grundle butter

An unfortunate gelatinous sweaty buildup on the grundle (which is the hair and area between your genitals and arse-hole).

I pulled off my jock and found a pat of grundle butter on it.

by madmark65 October 28, 2003

Grundle Bears

A treat where you take perfectly good Gummie Bears and wipe them all up the anus region as if they were toilet paper.
In order for it to work well, there should not be poop stains on any, or the camp counselors might notice. Just the fact they've been up in there is nasty enough, trust me.

At a percussion camp, our school's drumline make a huge Ziploc bag of Grundle Bears that the college counselors snacked down. Yummy.

by drumline April 11, 2006

grundle

(n.) the grundle is the area between your balls and your asshole. it can sometimes be referred to as the gooch, gouch, or gleek

That dog bit me right in the grundle

by John Muth June 1, 2006

grundle rub

when someone rubs your grundle with their foot in a sexual manner

John, this grundle rubbing must stop at once!

by max & fish December 20, 2004

grundledwarf

n. one who is small enough to crawl in between the legs of another and tickle, lick, suck, pump, or play with his grundle

v. grundledwarfing-to sell oneself as a grundledwarf; i.e. a prostitute grundle

I woke up to a grundledwarf licking my grundle; my first instinct was to stop him, but I decided to let him finish.

I make a living grundledwarfing.

As a grundledwarf, I charge a penny a tickle or ten tickles per nickle.

I hired a grundledwarf to fulfill my fantasies, but he sucked at sucking my grundle, so I killed him.

by Illinois2008 March 6, 2008

Gunlefinger

A large hairy beast that has dingle berries that smell so fucking bad that it scares any potential mates away. It makes a unique sound that almost sounds like a beagle getting fucked by a cactus.

Man, did you see that fat smelly guy walking down the road? What a gunlefinger!

by jeff404989 February 11, 2009