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Gunlefinger

A large hairy beast that has dingle berries that smell so fucking bad that it scares any potential mates away. It makes a unique sound that almost sounds like a beagle getting fucked by a cactus.
Man, did you see that fat smelly guy walking down the road? What a gunlefinger!
Gunlefinger by jeff404989 February 11, 2009
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gunfingers 

When something is 'grimey blad' you show your gunfingers and raise them in a vertical motion
when a grimey tune drops in a club
gunfingers to the ceiling

2sg
gunfingers by Bruce September 16, 2003

gunfingering 

a technique used to manually stimulate the female genitalia in which the index and middle finger are inserted into the vaginal canal and accelerating at a steady pace while the thumb is used to galvanize the clitoris. This method works best if the individual not receiving the maneuver imitates the sound that a gun makes while firing. Don't forget to cock the gun before you pull the trigger ;).
mohammed: yo, i was gunfingering some hoe this weekend behind k-mart

claude: did she cum?

mohammed: yeah I cocked it tight.
gunfingering by alicetits June 25, 2012

Gunfingers 

When sumthin heavy is gwaning u'll risin ur hangs and do d gunfingers combined with brrapppp!! brraappp!!
*heavy tune comes on in a rave*
*gunfingers*
BRRRAAPPPPP BRRAAPPP
Gunfingers by Laydee T December 20, 2004

grundlefinger

The grundlefinger can be any meta carpal used to massage or tenderly probe the grundle area. Also any person who resembles a small monkey. In portugal it is a common insulting hand gesture
Hey. Get that there grundlefinger out of my gazpacho! After that d bag cut me off in traffic I gave him the old grundlefinger.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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