grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.

Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.

by Toilet erection May 28, 2017

The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.

Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.

by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019

Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.

Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.

by I’m really him July 27, 2021

grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want

Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass

by FLwheeler April 18, 2016

Grumpy-wumpkins

One who is grumpy for no good reason.

Adelia insisted on being a grumpy-wumpkins for a good two hours after the finish of the boardgame she'd lost, though several well brewed cups of tea eventually put her in good spirits again

Wee Willykins then kissed and hugged the hoppity pot and promised always to help the dollies and never to be an old grumpy-wumpkins again

by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017

grumpy old man

GOM

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!

by rodger wilco December 24, 2015

grumpy bubble

A near distance perimeter that surrounds perpetually grumpy individuals that instantly makes others who enter the bubble grumpy too.

Carlos was in a good mood until he overtaken by grumpiness when Sean stopped by his desk and enveloped him in his grumpy bubble.

by yeahgriz August 2, 2016