by coolkidthatiscool April 29, 2022
Get the emo goose mug.A person that acts so dumb it’s surprising that people even notice their existence. Most Williams, micheals and Franklins fit this title.
by A_rubber_tire May 16, 2022
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When your friend promises to hang out with you but can't stop making out with their significant other that you, for some reason, agreed to have along...
"Dude, are we gonna go get pizza or what?!"
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."
by Chad smith has a brother Brad July 1, 2016
Get the Suck Fuck Goose mug.Bruce is a Canadian goose, named by the students of Illinois State University. Depending on who you ask, Bruce has been
a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love
There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.
a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love
There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.
by BillNyeGetsMeCrunk April 17, 2019
Get the Bruce the Goose mug.Goose neckin' occurs when a person is in the late stages of a bowel movement. The "Goose Head" begins to honk while the rest of poop follows thus creating a "goose neck".
Driver: Dude open your window when you rip ass, I can taste that shit over here!
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.
by Double Jizzle June 23, 2006
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Get the goose is loose mug.Also known as a cobra chicken, these are some of the most annoying, hostile creatures you will ever encounter. Also they poop everywhere.
Since the dawn of the 21st century the Canada Goose has more frequently been referred to as a cobra chicken.
by Wizard of wackiness June 15, 2018
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