Barber goonsuitcasing

When you ask your barber for a low taper fade and instead he braids your head hair and ass hair and carries you like a suitcase and then proceeds to flickergoon and cum Inside your ass

I wanted to get a low taper fade but my barber James gave me a barber goonsuitcasing

by Lebombom February 18, 2025

Sir Goonsalot

''Sir Goonsalot'' is a term to describe a loser who jerks off all day everyday.

''yeah ok Sir Goonsalot you are pulling no hoes''

by Sleepyboibear March 4, 2025

Opti-goons

Stands for “Optimized Gooners” It’s just a Vrchat group.

“Bro, ever since I joined the Opti-goons in VRChat, my obsession with Kokou went to an unhealthy level.”

by 6Royal99 April 27, 2025

Ultra Goonstinct

When you goon and touch yourself so good, your mind acts as if you dont need it, like ultra instinct from dragon ball

He gooned so hard, he went ultra goonstinct, and dodged ever edger

by DictionaryDude432 September 11, 2025

Rey Ave Goons

Rey Ave

Rey Ave Goons will get on you

by fortnitejonesy January 16, 2024