Gooned

When you’re reallllyy high and out of it.

i don’t need anymore weed i’m gooned

by goosegirl221 January 28, 2021

Goosed

A Mersey expression from the 90's meaning something horrible happened, or someone was injured or died in a horrible way in reference to Goose from the film Top Gun.

"Aww lad, he's goosed."

"Aww mate, it's goosed lad."

"Kidder, they were well goosed"

by TheWirral February 12, 2021

Goosed

to be highly intoxicated; or drunk

Wow we were so goosed last night!

by Jnickle dickles April 17, 2021

Gooped

Similar to Gagged.

An 2SLGBTQQIA+ term referring to shock or surprise with a positive connotation at something that has occurred.

That video of the latest lip sync from Drag Race has me gooped!

by DammitManMan June 14, 2021

Goosed

When a band steals the fans of another band when they open for the band but refuses to have any bands open for them when they blow up.

Did you see them Goose Pigeons Playing Ping Ping?

They don’t have openers because they are afraid to be Goosed.

by GooseSpiracy March 6, 2022

Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals

He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch

by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022

Gorked

Used in a hospital settings, doctor to doctor. A more insensitive way of describing a patient who is definitively brain dead or more than likely brain dead.

Doctor 1: What is the status of the patient that came in with the brain bleed from the traumatic brain injury?

Doctor 2: After more testing and looking at the scans, it looks like the patient is gorked. Waiting on the family to talk about organ donation.

by StarWordCorrector November 15, 2022