Google Chrome

An overrated web browser that everyone uses for some reason. Its slow, it spies on you and its really heavy on RAM.

Everyone should switch to Firefox, a faster browser that doesn't track your every move.

Guy 1 (Average Joe): Ugh why is Google Chrome taking so long to load
Guy 2: Why don't you switch to Firefox? Its faster
Guy 1: Because I can't use Google services then
Guy 2: What makes you think they don't work in Firefox?
Guy 1: Okay then I'll download it right now

by thechadman412 January 2, 2021

google shield

The act of clicking the little google icon on your screen, thus covering the screen with the google window, and covering whatever else you may be doing. Great for passer-bys.

My dad walked in when i was cybering with that hot algerian chick so i just put up the google shield.

by Pepsi X-treme August 27, 2005

Goofenbocker

Noun: A total embarrassment.

A goofenbocker is a person who excels in such traits as intoxicated flirtation with the waitress, over-competitiveness in non-competitive gaming, and an overall obliviousness to all actions. In summary, goofenbocker usually thinks, in his own head, that he is the coolerbocker. It is customary to elect a Goofenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England and parts of Canada a goofenbocker is sometimes referred to as a goofenbacker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Gesamte Verlegenheit Gūfenbaachūr"

I can't believe that goofenbocker gave me a high five after doing push-ups on the bocce ball court while singing "Eye of the Tiger."

by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

Google.cm

A common typo when typing Google quickly, resulting in you getting thrown into the Cameroon version of the site.

Samantha: Hey, can you google something for me?

Jack: Sure! *types Google.cm*

Jack: Fuck! I typed too fast and went to the Cameroon version of Google!

Samantha: You damn idiot.

by Paradox_Capacitor December 16, 2013

Google-fu

The ability to find exactly what you need very quickly by implementing the use of certain words and phrases in Google or other similar Internet search engines.

It took me all of 2 seconds to find everything I needed. My Google-fu is very, very strong.

by アノニマス February 19, 2011

Google Plus

An attempt by Google to create competition against Facebook in the social networking business. Unfortunately, they failed to realize that people are more interested in "stalking" others, rather than "connecting" with them.

Brian: Hey, did you here about this new social networking site called Google Plus?

Dan: Really? That's awesome! Is Tina on it?

Brian: Yeah, but she has privatized her photos to only people within her friends circle.

Dan: Seriously? Fuck Google Plus. It's lame.

by MisterYap August 28, 2011

Google complex

The condition of a person or group of persons who exudes an air of omniscience or omnipotence. Similar to the idea behind "god complex", but contrasting in that Google actually exists, granting greater credibility to the younger term's user.

Judy acts like she knows everything; it's like she has a Google complex.

by Ruhbee! October 29, 2007