Fuckin' Goof 

One who has the characteristics of a goof. To be a goof you must:
1) Be a pederass
2) Be retarded and stupid
3) Hit women
To be called a goof is considered to be by many the most insulting thing one could say.

*while driving my lowrider G ride pimped out impala in Surrey*
Me: Hey ya fuckin' goofs.
*shot in the head by 13 Indo Canadian gang members*

Fuckin' Goof by nahunni August 6, 2006

Jared Goof

Deragatory name for Los Angeles Rams’ quarterback Jared Goff, used whenever he has a bad game, such as Super Bowl LIII when he failed to score a touchdown the entire night.

God damn, Jared Goof is a fucking moron. He can’t read a defense for shit and he is just a puppet of Sean McVay.

Jared Goof by Pyrple October 21, 2019

New Goof Bootin’ 

When you purchase new ostrich leather boots, for only two payments, go out with you’re new boots (new boot goofin’), get drunk, and scuff them up.

Sira tripped and scuffed up her new boots! She went new goof bootin’!

New Goof Bootin’ by aFRIGGINbeech March 25, 2019

Rat goof 

An inferior being of some sort and a word that is now being said by everyone

That kid is a rat goof

Rat goof by ratgoof July 22, 2011

YA DUN GOOF'D 

The catch phrase of jessi slaughter/Kerligirl13's dad on YouTube on her "Muh Emotional BreakDown Over All Of You Guys Shit!" video. This is actually the newest meme.

*after explaining what how is he going to screen cap the comments and he's going to sent them to the police*
-You will have to deal with the police! cause' YA DUN GOOF'D

YA DUN GOOF'D by ROFLCOPTER1234567890_22323 July 16, 2010

Shit the Goof 

1. The act of shitting in Goofy's mouth. This is most easily accomplished by buying a Goofy hat from Disney World and promptly taking a dump on the underside. Optionally, you can send it to Disney headquarters.

2. An unusual euphemism generally referring to hanging out with friends and getting nothing useful done.

1. "Man, I'm so angry at those Direct-to-DVD Disney movies, I could just shit the goof."

2. "I've got nothing to do; want to shit the goof tonight?"

Shit the Goof by El Fosk December 13, 2009

Tooth Goof 

A person communicating on a Bluetooth headset in a social location.

-Tooth Goof: "Hello" (on headset)
-Bystander: "Excuse me?" (to tooth goof)
-Tooth Goof: *shoots an insulting, belittling look at bystander*

-Tooth Goog:"I'm sorry, what was that? Some idiot thought I was talking to him."(on headset)

Tooth Goof by Brewha February 4, 2010