Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

by niccuh65 December 1, 2010

Goobert

A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)

Origin: Galway,Ireland

A:I hate Him he's so annoying!
B:Who?Jim?
A:NO!I'm talking about David!Your such a Goobert!

by flare 114 June 15, 2006

gooblah

A person that originates from southern asia. Mostly Indians.

Eg: "Look at that Gooblah!"

by hitchhiker May 10, 2005

goobla

An out of the ordinary, ghastly individual. Also used in conjunction with -queen and -monster.

Wow did you see Jimmy's date to prom? What a goobla.

by Goobla May 6, 2009

gooback

Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.

("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)

"That mother-fucking gooback took my $140K-a-year logistics job for 90 cents an hour!"

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

gooba

A very clumsy person or refering to anyone who has done something studid and makes themselves look that way.

John! You're such a gooba!

by Aussie girl May 24, 2005

goobius

a very jey person

That guy is goobius.

by java916 August 7, 2018