Gooner

Carlos Aguayo.

“Gee that guys a total gooner” Person 1
“Yea that’s just Carlos, the world record gooner” Person 2

by ItsCookz January 9, 2025

goonercide

The act of getting caught gooning then committing suicide out of shame.

The man committed goonercide after getting caught on camera gooning

by Vermen January 16, 2025

gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025

Goonerism

The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.

Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism

by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025

Gooner

A "Gooner" (derived from the English slang "goner") describes something or someone that is completely lost, beyond saving, or without any chance of recovery. It signifies that a situation is hopeless, something is irreversibly defeated, or someone is done for.

"that was it for him, he is a gooner."

Often also used in Video Games. E.g. "The B1 objective is lost. B1 is a gooner"

by LASZONE January 30, 2025

gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

by the wenis January 31, 2025

goonerfag

someone who goons all day instead of getting real work done. not locked in.

boris is such a goonerfag, he needs to lock the fuck in

by toplockedinvendetta January 31, 2025