Goatsie 

a person who has streched their ass so wide that they may fit various objects into it (milk carton, bottle rocket, cell phone)

That goatsie man just farted sprockets!

Goatsie by Mars November 9, 2003

galstad 

An awesome guy who has an incredible wife and family. Thankful for all that he owns. Thinks his brother in law is awesome.

That guy is so lucky to be a Galstad.

galstad by Marvin Florence April 24, 2007

goatsquatch 

1) a very ugly person; looks like half goat, half sasquatch

2) the taint, the tweenis, the grundle

1) Bob: "Wow. Did you see that new chick at work?"
Joe: "Yeah--total goatsquatch."

2) Bob: "I can't believe that jerk just cut me off!"
Joe: "Someone needs to kick him in the goatsquatch."

goatsquatch by T K O April 18, 2009

goatstrap

Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.

Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.

goatstrap by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012

Goalgasm 

Excitement felt when meeting a goal that has been set.

I am going to have such a goalgasm when I reach this goal.

Goalgasm by girlstopcomplaining November 30, 2014

Goalkeeper 

A goalie is someone who saves the ass of their team day in and day out , but gets shit after missing 1 goal

Our Goalkeeper sucks

Goalkeeper by Bryan Salazar April 19, 2018

Galstaded 

The art of ignoring text messages while actively replying to others. Later claim you were busy or did not see it.

I texted my friend Jake and he never replied although he was replying to other group texts. Galstaded again.

Galstaded by Mediocre Gamer May 13, 2020