by ShaneWood July 26, 2012
Get the glow mug.When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for Microsoft Songsmith.
Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.
by Skunkwaffle January 29, 2009
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A single-use, translucent plastic tube containing isolated substances that, when combined, make light through chemiluminescence. Glow sticks are often used for recreation, but may also be relied upon for light during military, police, fire, or EMS operations but can also be found shoved up one's ass. Sometimes it may be difficult to fit up one's ass due to there already being rocks there.
Person A "I found a glow stick."
Person B "Where did you get it? It could of been shoved up someone's ass."
Person B "Where did you get it? It could of been shoved up someone's ass."
by BigJohn-BJ December 22, 2012
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by JizzerNaught July 7, 2012
Get the Glow Cock mug.The pedestrian, attention focused on his glowplate, walked in front of the speedy bicycle and sustained well-deserved trauma.
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