Gerk

A combination of the words Dork, Nerd, and Geek.

Dude, your such a gerk. You have an A+ in every class, and you are a spammer.

by Jammi December 29, 2007

Gecke

Gecke is a person whos lame- and nOObness is incredibly running on high level.

To prevent call a Geckenhunter in your hOOd.

Däy: Mosh?
Mosh: Yep?
Däy: Gecke!
Mosh: 8

by Mr.California December 25, 2003

Jerkin ur Gerkin

It's when someone is whacking off and the start cummin everywhere it's also what Chris' hockey coach calls him!!!

Hey, Gianormus Jake stop jerkin ur gerkin

by Rohe December 24, 2007

Gerek

A true fuck boy. Who loves his girlfriend. He thinks she is really pretty and loves to have sex with her.

That Gerek boy is queer

by Its.all.true17 July 12, 2015

geck

Also known as "tgecks" within sentence dialog. Geck or tgecks is a old gay pedophile who touches little boys like a Vatican pope. The word came out of the German Nazi SS underground during WWII from within their inner parties. They invented coin words of secrecy as being part of that party could not work for you if you where gay.

"I feel bad for the experience you had with the tgecks" or "So are you going to geck that boy?"

by LoveDirt April 5, 2017

Gerky

Gerky is when a bih is stucc up

Or she acting weird or being lame

You gerky asf

Why you acting so gerky

by Fugaz1 December 7, 2021

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011