Geesefucker

All Canadians.

"That stupid Geesefucker keeps going on about hockey, as if anyone cares."

by theothertesticle October 9, 2025

Geesed

When someone corners you at a social gathering and talks at you about the band Geese for over ten minutes straight prophesizing about their future legacy and impact. This is usually followed by forcing them to listen to 2-3 songs in quick succession.

Carter geesed me last night at the bar again man. I was late to my date cause I couldn’t leave.

by Geesemin October 18, 2025

Cat Geesus

a smol cat named Geesus Uchiha. He is the founder of the mangekyo sharengan. He is a cute but dangerous cat who is precious and bootiful

Kaori: ive heard cat geesus is very dangerous

Kokichi: yes but he is cute and precious and should be protected at all costs

by Cat_geesus_is_king_ July 25, 2020

act like geese and get the flock outta here

I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra

Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".

by Mr.McGinnis June 27, 2016

Hunting Snow Geese

Going out to find a financially stable, advanced aged sexual partner in times of difficulty. Different from "Gold Digging" due to the lower standard, only needing to be stable, not rich, and looking from someone who would not be able to find a partner otherwise.

Normally undertaken but women of the Northern USA and Canada.

"I heard Layla is broke."
"Really?"
"Yeah. it's so bad, she's turned to Hunting Snow Geese."

by Lamnad April 1, 2020

Maxime De Geest

MAXIME IS MARRIED WITH DYLAN O’BRIEN <3

OMG LOOK IT’S MAXIME DE GEEST

by justmesayingthetruth January 1, 2022

Porch of Geese

A line from family guy

Porch of Geese "Thats what i though a portugese was!"

by WinnieLemon September 9, 2022