Getting the Baltes

The act of totally getting screwed over at work in the midst of a hectic day.

Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"

by Polish Assassin June 22, 2011

Getting Eyes

To get a hold of something tangible the way you want to have it, usually a sexual term.

whats up girl, let me get eyes on them big ol booty cheeks.

damn she is bad, i wanna get eyes on that.

hey dude, let me get eyes on some of that beer.

im about to go get some eyes on that taco truck.

last night i was just getting eyes.

by backflipninja September 12, 2011

getting bait

Getting a lot of attention from others or getting a lot of compliments

Oh my god I'm getting bait

by TheRe@lDictionary September 1, 2015

getting churned

Putting a stick of butter in your asshole then getting ass fucked

I love getting churned by my husband

by Kirchoffer January 12, 2016

GETTING TO IT

A person that's getting money

Rashard W is getting to it.

by 500blk September 12, 2016

Getting Phoenixed

Getting majorly screwed by a computerized system that messes up critical functions. (Drawn from the epic fail of a government pay system).

Seriously, I'm not getting my paychecks, my e-mails aren't fuctioning , I'm not showing up in the system and, well - I just hate getting Phoenixed.

by Solpiercer May 4, 2017

getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017