jersey fund

A collection of food wrappers, empty cups and other garbage piled up on the passenger floor of a vehicle. This collection gets donated to either the New Jersey Turnpike or the Garden State Parkway via the passenger side window. It is also acceptable to unload into the bed of a pickup truck with NJ plates.

Dude 1: Shotgun! Fuck whats all this shit?
Dude 2: haha thats my jersey fund.
Dude 3: niggaz be sleepin' on the jersey fund yo!
Dude 2: we don't throw it out untill the car enters New Jersey
Dude 3: yeah nigga!
dude 1: word, take the EZ pass lane so we can blow the toll.

by PaulyM December 29, 2007

to find yourself

What people try to do to learn more about themselves, and it's not always easy. This could be done through travel, or music, or artwork, but mostly through finding one's passion, since that's a good way to find out who you are.

"I don't know what I'm doing with my life."
"Why don't you take a roadtrip to find yourself? That or go to Vegas."

by olive2419 March 30, 2009

Fuck Around and Find Out

Another way of proposing the scientific method.
Observation/Question, Research, Hypothesis, and Testing all belong in the "fuck around" category.
Analyzing data and Recording your testing

Person 1: Hey, you! Fuck you!

Person 2: *Question* Can I kick this guys ass?

*Research* He's taller than me and seemingly works out, but only has one arm.

*Hypothesis* I can kick this guys ass.

Let's fuck around and find out!

*Testing* I will try and kick his ass

Person 1: *kicks person 2's ass*

Person 2: *Analysis* I could not kick his ass

*Recording* My W/L ratio is now 3-48

by chronicthebledgehonk September 11, 2021

FUIUD

Fuck You If You Disagree *

a) To "gently" persuade someone that your opinion matters more than theirs. Which of course it does.

b) A way to end a futile attempt to lift the awareness of the obviously ill-informed person with whom you're interacting (e.g., an asshat, buttmunch, fucktard, or similar).

c) STFU

* Usually used online during intellectual discourse, but rare instances have been discovered in letters involving spats between romantic partners (see white trash).

(we join the following conversation already in progress)

aaron: STFU! my gf's hot, and all y'alls moms are ugly, skanky hoes. FUIUD!!
fred: yer mom ain't winnin any prizes either, dude
don: hang on - yo, take that out of your mouth and look up at me. I'll have to disagree - except for the lazy eye, aaron's mom is bangin' ...
fred: lol
nerf: lol
aaron: fuck off

by MechaRobzilla May 9, 2011

find me a girlfriend

When a boy asks you this, it means that he likes you, abs wants to be with you but he's too afraid to say so.

Kate, find me a girlfriend.

by GreatDave191 February 23, 2017

you're about to find out who i am

a more militantly-minded version of the popular "you're about to get to know me"; instead of expressing its surface desire to become "properly introduced," this phrase is akin to the Shakespearean cry "into the breach once again dear friends" and is most likely used by an individual who wants to kick some serious tail

Guy 1: "I slept with your partner"
"Your Partner"'s partner: "You're about to find out who I am"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

finders fee

The additional cost that is added on to the purchase of something, usually drugs. The charge of going and purchasing the product for another person

If you wanted to purchase a $50 bag of weed and didnt know where to get it, and someone else did they may add a $5 finders fee on to the cost of the bag. This would make the $50 bag actually cost $55.

by C-Money1 May 2, 2007