fuckalee

sing fuckalee fuckaloo

u are a fuckalee fuckaloo

by mikayla bernie April 14, 2015

fuckilupticus

A magnificent fuckup. A train wreck. An absolute debacle by some who has no defense but to say, "this is a a bad fuckin' deal."

"Nice work fuckilupticus, you just switched oncoming trains to the same track."

by NoStinkinBadges May 6, 2015

fuckallrounder

A cricketing term. Implies that a certain player is chosen as both a bowler and a batsman, but is consistently performing poorly.

Jeff is supposed to be able to bat and bowl, but he ain't good at either. He is a fuckallrounder

by laserswordofdeath +3 August 28, 2016

Fuckaleptic

A physical disorder in which lack of sex and excessive horniness forces someone to sleep with a random stranger. Derived from narcoleptic in which lack of sleep causes a person to nod off mid-sentence.

My friend Ed hadn't been laid in so long, after the bar closed tonight he appeared to be fuckaleptic heading home with the bartender.

by Crank Case February 9, 2017

fuckflub

When you are so fat, your fat goes onto the woman or man you are fucking belly

Amy: If your gonna get fucked by Jimmy, it's going to be a huge fuckflub! You

by Mr.Stink101 April 5, 2017

fuckaling

The act of being tied up and tickled and then getting fucked.

fuckaling is my fetish.

by L and L June 13, 2017

fuckblunder

Everyone knows at least one of these. They are people who are so stupid, it's a wonder they can tie their shoelaces, yet are arrogant about how 'smart' they are convinced they are.

Someone who think's they're the best and brightest, but literally couldn't hit the hole, so to speak.

Bob: "You have to believe me! I am a leading authority in biblical philosophy and I guarantee you that the world is flat!"
Tom: "You are SUCH a fuckblunder!"

by FurryCatPaws June 20, 2017