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FTS

The news: Even though there is clear evidence that he did it, the jury has decided to not convict the man that killed an unarmed black man.
People with common sense: This is outrageous! Fuck the police! #FTS!
by diamondxpage August 15, 2020
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FTS

Fuck The Static, the world is full of noise and gossip... Fuck the static is fuck all that noize.
Did you hear what so and so was saying the other day. FTS fuck the static.
by Old Glory Apparel March 5, 2021
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FTS

by Ass6000 September 15, 2025
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FTS

They tried to tell me it costs $20 more than I saw it online. I said FTS!!
by Whisper1985 August 23, 2018
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FT's

DAMN that guy has some FT's
by MP32 August 28, 2009
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Ft

An abreviation of "FaceTime".
friend1: yo wanna do ft?
friend2: i cant im doing the do 😁
by Iwritethingsherewhenimbored November 17, 2023
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FTS

As many people has adapted to FML, fuck my life. The trend has caused the FML sensation to be abused and used in unnecessary events. Thus replacing FML with FTS. FTS means Fuck The Situation. It's a smaller and lighter tone of FML. People who typically say FML about everything should use FTS. The world isn't over because you scuffed your precious shoes or because you have 4/5 blocks of battery life left on your sidekick. Get over it. FTSFTW!
Idiot - F*$# ! I left my gum at home! FML!
Smart Idiot - Correction. FTS..
Idiot - What?
Smart Idiot - Fuck The Situation. Only because your life isn't over because you simply forgot your gum at home. Go buy another 30cent pack of gum. Kids in Sudan would literally die for it. Whose got it worse?
Idiot - Wow, FTS..
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