fried chicken

A wonderful food that comes in a bucket. Goes great with porno.

Fried Chicken is delicious, and pornography is video tape of people haveing sex.

Fried Chicken Store Owner: "They know what I like... money. And I know what they like... Fried Chicken.

by Leeroy May 11, 2003

Fride

The most awesome girl who has ever walked the earth. She is far more great than Chuck Norris and MacGyver. She is more sexy than your mother and your sister, who she had sex with last night. If there was a fight between Ninjas and Pirates, Fride would have won. In 2012 The world is going to an end, because it can't handle her coolness any longer.

Fride is totally too amazing to be used in an example!

by Awesomedotcom January 14, 2010

fried

A feeling experienced while under the influence of lsd.

Damn I'm pretty fried.

by Chucky D September 12, 2003

Fried Asshole

Any asshole that needs more of a word than asshole to describe. Hence, "Fried Asshole". The fried asshole was first used to describe a father who made his sons dig a 6 foot hole in the ground in the hot sun. A "deep fried asshole" is twice as bad.

He's such a fried asshole, we should've put his ass in that hole.

by Syn Gatton May 15, 2010

Deep fried children

Popular U.S restaurant serving Mexican orphans. Based in Florida. Serves fried child organs, curly fries (the child's hair) and lastly, whole child (raw or cooked) See Deep Fried Babies for the other branch catering to American children.

billy : hey wanna go to the new restaurant, Deep Fried Children
pepo: sure

by Pepo (Ceo of DFC) May 24, 2019

pulling a fried

when someone leaves a social gathering without saying goodbye to anyone, leaves without anyone knowing

Someone plays pond hockey and after the game is over the person just gets up and leaves without saying goodbye or anything to the other people. The other people did not even know the person left. This person is pulling a fried

by deirf March 24, 2009

frie

what billie thinks is the true singular form of fries

billie: *eats her fries*
lani: gimme your fries
ass: no gimme your fries
billie: how about you all have one frie
hayes: *takes it all*

by thorodjnscn February 21, 2019