Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator

Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar

by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018

Florida ceiling

When Floridians have obnoxiously tall windows with just as long curtains, floor to ceiling.

Did you see the obnoxious Florida ceiling in that house?

by W3NTZ June 24, 2018

Florida date

Abbreviation for Florida is FL. F/L stands for First/Last. Having a date that never goes past the first date/meeting.

Had another Florida date last night. She was super cute, but couldn't stop talking about herself and her cat. I definitely won't be seeing her again.

by cvan2797 April 22, 2019

Florida Man

just a man from Florida who does crazy shit, loves BudLight, most likely snorts coke, and is just a maniac
also known as The Worst Super Hero Ever

Florida man arrested for groping princess at magic kingdom

by sans the skeleton uwu November 19, 2019

florida ny

a tiny town only known for the rockefeller christmas tree in 2019. it has too many nail salons, pizza places, but only one ice cream and coffee place. all of the sane people in the world must believe it's either florida or new york, but welcome to reality kids! here's the tiny town only put on a map because of a tree.

did you ever hear of a town called florida ny?
no idiot, because it's either florida or new york.

by thatswhatshesaid2023 November 30, 2019

Floridafied

The rules and qualifications to Floridafying ones drift car
-Removing front bumper
-Straight piping VQ
-Straight piping LS
-Spray painting liveries
-Wisefab that out values the vehicle
-Wall smashing on purpose
-Seeing daylight under the vehicle
-Comis Wheels
-Any wheels that end with the letter R, with the exception of SSR
-Treating drift car like demolition derby

These boys from St.Louis are awfully close to Floridafying their cars.

That 350Z used to be clean but its straight piped and missing some panels, you could say it's been "Floridafied"

by VQLOVER January 16, 2020

Florida Slick Grip

When you are anally doing your girl and a poop worm goes up your urethra and you have to get it out before it becomes too slick.

Man 1: Man my girl just did the Florida Slick Grip on me.
Man 2: Did it hurt?
Man 1: Well no shit it hurt, dumbass.

by The Black Ztar January 26, 2020