flinkle

A puny human being, typically female, with miniscule features who is frequently beaten with pillows.

"We had a pillow fight."
"Who lost?"

"Kayla. She's such a flinkle."

by Jackson_Ives July 21, 2014

al flint

Biggest pussio on the block, usually used to describe a pedophile or a weirdo

“Yo fam, who’s did you bun last week”
“My bro that was Al Flint”
“Jheee, Al Flint got put in a spliff g”

by IM3ting January 16, 2020

our man Flint

Used to describe someone who is being a cock, possibly inadvertently or by accident, and normally used by much bigger cocks/jerks, who incorperate the phrase into a petty rant against the normally helpless first party. Often used in description of first person to a third party, with all three present (see example).

1: Look, I'm sorry. It's not my fault, I -
2: Oh no, you forget it, sonny! You're too busy prancing about on your boat to give a fuck for us lowly workers!
3: Whats the crack here then, lads?
2: Oh the office party has only been bloody cancelled, hasn't it! And our man Flint here isn't even sorry! Prick.

by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006

boy scout fling

When a boy scout can't express his utter fear of not getting his 3rd base badge he screenshots the urban dictionary definition of summer fling sends to all your friends and picks u apart one by one with his scoutmaster sash until he finally works up the courage to put his arm around the summer fling of his dreams at a old gross medieval times in a crown and chicken breath

Someone tried to have a boy scout fling last year haha

by rejkkkk July 3, 2019

the turret flippy skippy tricky flingy wingy swingy thingy

It's a strategy in Portal 1 Speedrunning based around skipping the opening of "flippy_turret_door_12", a func_door_rotating entity, in order to save time. It is known to be the longest expression for a speedrunning trick.
Also called "flippy skippy".

Azorae : "I just missed the turret flippy skippy tricky flingy wingy swingy thingy"
Chat : "Ehh timeloss :( "

by PackSciences October 18, 2017

flincture

A small herbivorous meat eating animal found in sub absolute zero arctic climates. It was the sole food source of the native chininckture people for hundreds of years before it was discovered that flinctures were unedible.

Timmy Tommy can't eat flinctures because he is lactose and tolerant.

by Timmy Tommy October 29, 2007

Fling tall people day

Fling tall people day is celebrated by none so celebrate it.

it's celebrated on Decemeber 11

Joy: OMG! Its fling tall people day!
Neutral: it's fling tall people day.

by Constipatedlion November 1, 2020