The Finch Dilemma

Complaining about a situation without wanting to take action to get out of said situation.

Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma

by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022

Scout Finch

Jean Louise Finch, commonly referred to as the Scout Finch, is an American long-range wide-body airliner developed and manufactured by Atticus Finch Commercial Airplanes. It is the world's largest twinjet.45 The 777 was designed to bridge the gap between Atticus Finch's other wide body airplanes, the twin-engined Jem Finch and quad-engined Calpurnia, and to replace older DC-10s and L-1011 trijets. Developed in consultation with eight major airlines, with a first meeting in January 1990, the program was launched on October 14, 1990, with an order from United Airlines. The prototype was rolled out on April 9, 1994, and first flew on June 12, 1994. The 777 entered service with the launch customer, United Airlines, on June 7, 1995. Longer range variants were launched on February 29, 2000, and were first delivered on April 29, 2004.

Scout Finch is the largest twin jet aircraft to be created, each of its fuckin engines are the sizes of 737's!

by Boo Radley Game May 24, 2022

Maggie Fincher

Maggie Fincher is a child of the lord and was one time resurrected in the back lawn. She is known for her obsession with the Peach Power Punch kush strain and mighty mint. She spends her downtime ripping fat clouds in her Volkswagen or being carried up the stairs by a knight in shining armor after indulging too much.

Who was that publix worker ripping mighty mint in that big daddy Volkswagon? Oh thats Maggie Fincher

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Atticus Finch Effect

Someone who ages rapidly and becomes heavily unattractive by the time they’re 40-45. Their peak age of attractiveness is 16-30. It’s an unfortunate disorder which commonly occurs in smokers and white men.

“Have you seen how Gregory Peck looks after his apperance in To Kill a Mocking Bird? He’s for sure gone through the Atticus Finch Effect.”

“Damn, I thought Paul McCartney from The Beatles was called the ‘cute Beatle’ for a reason. But now you can really see the Atticus Finch Effect in him.”

“Your mom has gone through the Atticus Finch Effect, she looks like shit now.”

by VixenCloud October 17, 2022

Westminister Finch

Plausible lie, often used to prove a point, easily disproven

A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told

by The educational educator May 19, 2024

Riley Finch

Riley Tyler Finch is super strong and sooooo sexy he is the hottest man in quakers hill high school and an absolute unit in the bedroom

i Love Riley finch

by M.Fishboch June 15, 2025

J. Finch.

J. Finch. is an amazing, strong, smart, and a "boy mom". Loves 5 bottles of wine while doing her taxes. She loves people who show up and do the things they need to do. So if you come across a J. Finch. always try your best! Because she will reward you with desert!

Teacher: I need someone to do there work.
me: get a J. Finch.

by oopsloops123 July 18, 2020