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Big Ass File

A huge file, maybe a presentation or spreadsheet, that you inevitably need to send when your internet is down.
I need to finish sending this Big Ass File to boss lady Dina before she leaves tonight, it's really harshing my mellow.
by rule5 September 17, 2020
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PDF file

1. A .PDF file, usually a text file

2. Pedophile, but for YouTubers and people with trauma from being groomed (I suppose) censoring it
Example 1 (.PDF):

Garfield: yo jon how the fuck do you open this pdf file?

Jon: Use Google Docs, you dumbass cat

Example 2 (Pedophile):

Wokenotbroke225: In today's YouTube drama, we will talk about a PDF file artist known as Shadman.
by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025
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lost files sex

Sex that happen anytime between the hours of 2 am - 5 am.
“Me and Jenny had lost files sex before I came into work this morning
by Sadrenity May 3, 2024
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Haunted File

A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.

Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"

Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"

Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.

Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.
by TheSpazFromRainman March 13, 2022
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File Crab

He is the giver of files. The ultimate member of og file hub. He is always nice to everyone and always will pertain to be.

Eventually there will be a younger crab to take over the file crab place as the true #1 file giver.
File crab just gave me snippets to a new song titled "Anacondas" and "Double Date"
by FileCrab January 4, 2024
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Faux-file

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.
"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"
by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015
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File taxes

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day
by AndyisBrilliant August 2, 2022
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