A huge file, maybe a presentation or spreadsheet, that you inevitably need to send when your internet is down.
I need to finish sending this Big Ass File to boss lady Dina before she leaves tonight, it's really harshing my mellow.
by rule5 September 17, 2020

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS
“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”
Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”
Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025

A file on a windows computer that executes some of the simplest code ever. Often used by script kiddies to trick their friends that they're "hacking".
by wyatt445 February 21, 2021

Band from austin.texas active from 1981-1987. They were. The preamble to what eventually became known as the "cowboy punk"genre
The band is was founded by brothers chris and Tony kinman
One of their hits "the conductor wore black"was used in the 1985 movie. "to live and die in la". Tony kinman passed y
Away on may 4th 2018.sl
So. May the 4th be with him!
The band is was founded by brothers chris and Tony kinman
One of their hits "the conductor wore black"was used in the 1985 movie. "to live and die in la". Tony kinman passed y
Away on may 4th 2018.sl
So. May the 4th be with him!
The band rank and file is comprised of chris and Tony kinman.and I can't remember the other guys name!
by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021

A dad who acts like a peadofile who makes their son swallow sausages on a regular basis. Also his name is Pete
by Dick does butt October 30, 2018

To masterbate
by AndyisBrilliant August 2, 2022

The John Doe of files, or, better yet, the Art Vandelay of files. Used to describe slacking off on purpose or due to not knowing how to do the thing which you are procrastinating, in reference to it's origin ( 90s TV Sitcom "Seinfeld") in which George Costanza is assigned the Penske File and slacks off on it instead of doing any work, since he has no idea of what to make of it.
"Yeah, I got this job out of total luck, I don't even know what to make of it. Guess I'll be working on a Penske file then"
by Mr. KnowVeryLittle May 26, 2024
