by Phassmophobbia August 20, 2022
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If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.
If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.
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Mom - "Son your gonna have a dad" Son - "what."
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Pete: "Nothing worse then a drunken fatchelorette running around with a tiny tiara on her head, pretending like she is being forced to get married."
Paul: "The only thing worse is the rest of her Fatchelorette Party playing into her delusions"
Carl: "That pig is lucky anybody is going to marry her, that
crown on her head would look bigger on a Water Buffalo"
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crown on her head would look bigger on a Water Buffalo"
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