Farmer

A professional footballer who is:
(1) Rugged in appearance (usually bearded)
(2) Severely technically limited

(3) Defined by their hard work, bastardry and extreme nationalism which makes up for their lack of fitness or ability
(5) Likely to be toiling in the fields for a living when not playing football

Fucking hell I can’t believe England have just lost to Iceland, they’re just a bunch of farmers mate!

by UTGParker July 3, 2018

fagger

A person who has gone beyond the norm in idiocy. Truly a force to be reckoned with. A fagger may have tendencies including (but not limited to):

Jacking off in class
Making fun of special ed kids
Telling people that they aren't a certain clique but really are
Talking in a fake accent
Telling cool people that they are terrible
Doing all they can to get high

Andre asked those kids with allergies if he could have their benadryl so he could get high. What a fucking fagger.

by Easterrbuny March 5, 2011

Pickle Farmer

One who grows cucumber plants.

Look at all those cucumbers... John is quite the "Pickle Farmer."

by tacojohns32 February 23, 2011

farmers hat

The crown of the penis

Well my darling, the pies can wait. My Farmers Hat is throbbing like Tom Cruise at a Scientology rave.

by rusty tom September 28, 2006

Pig Farmer

Noun.

Synonym: Plumper

Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.

"Eventhough Jim was married to a woman with a size 2 dress size, he still was a closet Pig Farmer."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Farmer Sutra

the ancient dutch book on the art of erotic barnyard love

jennings reads this every day

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

Chutney Farmer

A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)

(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).

You can tell that geezer over there is a 'chutney farmer' by the way he walks!

by splatharri September 20, 2006