Flump

Being an absoloute idiot

e.g:

Stop it you flump!!!

Oh My Days stop being such a flump!

by ChatterBoxSlang November 27, 2010

Flumpy Bunny

A very large imposing creature who's hobby is that of apprehension (typically with a trainee Flumpy Bunny).

They are usually found in Western Russia, as well as Ukraine, Kazahkstan as well as other countries where prostitution is legal.

Guy 1: Hey lads, wanna go for a walk and get a burger.

Guys: Urrrrrrrm.... NO!

Guy 1: Why not?

Guys: Word on the streets is that the Flumpy Bunny is back in town. We better watch out.

Guy 1: Oh sorry, looks like I was on the verge of aprehension.

by Dr. von Ligensteiner June 13, 2011

felumptous

A state of beauty or wonder; full of volume

Your hair looks so felumptous today

by Beastingitup November 12, 2011

Flumpwarden

One who goes to the woods to inspect turds to verify that they are actually entwined.

The Flumpwarden can confirm that the turds were entwined, they therefore qualify as flumps

by Flumpmeister January 20, 2013

Flump

The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.

Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.

by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 21, 2014

Flump

To stroke a guy's penis in a fun way. With your toes.

I want to Flump his penis.

by Kmart4242 July 15, 2015

Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer October 22, 2015