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field dildo

Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.
You're a field dildo.

Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.
by Mad Malc November 3, 2016
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Field nod

When you're right in the middle of a job or task, and you fall asleep. Sometimes, with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth that completely burned down to the butt.
Hey Brad this is no time for a field nod. You dropped all your weed in your lap in the middle of rolling a joint.
by Sssin November 15, 2016
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Failed Trust Fund Baby

When someone inherits a large sum of money as a minor but their Executor of Estate spends it all before they become of age. Oftentimes the Executor dies or disappears before they can be held accountable.
My grandpa secretly gambled my entire trust fund away but died before I found out. Oh well, guess I'm just a Failed Trust Fund Baby... feeling entitled but broke a.f.
by BuBuKittyFuhk January 8, 2018
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Field Zamboni

Those things that drive across fields and wipe ‘em right clean.
Holy shit! There’s like 3 field zamboni’s doing that field over there! I guess that’s the end of the 2nd period!
by jeffermac August 27, 2019
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failed painter

man i cant believe that a failed painter took over most of europe
by dandafan May 25, 2021
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Fields of Verdun

A very epic Sabaton song about the battle of Verdun in World War 1.
As the drum roll started on that day, heard a hundred miles away
A million shells were fired and the green fields turned to grey

The bombardment lasted all day long, yet the forts were standing strong
Heavily defended, now the trap has been sprung and the battle has begun

Descend into darkness
303 days below the sun

Fields of Verdun
And the battle has begun
Nowhere to run
Father and son
Fall one by one
Under the gun

Thy will be done
And the judgement has begun
Nowhere to run
Father and son
Fall one by one
Fields of Verdun

Though a million shells have scarred the land, no one has the upper hand
From the ground above to trenches, where the soldiers make their stand

As the trenches slowly turn to mud, and then quickly start to flood
Death awaits in every corner, as they die in the mud, fill the trenches with blood

Fields of execution turned to wasteland from the grass
Thou shalt go no further it was said they shall not pass
The spirit of resistance and the madness of the war
So…
Go ahead!
Face the led!
Join the dead!
Though you die!
Where you lie!
Never asking why!
by General Gold July 6, 2022
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failed ratio

Basically a failed ratio is when you make a ratio on youtube, twitter, tiktok, Reddit, etc and it doesn’t get the typical amount of upvotes/retweets/hearts or likes that successful ratios do
Person: idc + ratio
The ratio gets no likes or retweets
Person 2: failed ratio
by UrbanizedMotena August 12, 2022
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