WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.
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by Kissabledimplz December 28, 2005
Get the facebookmug. Content is considered appropriate enough to be viewed by the general public of the facebook community i.e friends/significant others/family/coworkers without having to worry about explaining a sketchy situation
by Mktkm27 December 25, 2007
Get the facebookablemug. used to be a place for friends to chat online, but now it is a website where all you do is take quizzes and "become a fan" of things
by fandango2girl July 2, 2009
Get the facebookmug. A social networking website that you can learn your girlfriend broke up with you, became bisexual and looking for whatever they can get.
X and Y ended their relationship.
Y is now single.
X is an idiot and he's still in a relationship.
Y is now interested in "Women" and "Men"
X is Y YOU'RE A SLUT!
Y is I facebooked your mom X.
Y is now in a Open Relationship with X's mom.
Y is now single.
X is an idiot and he's still in a relationship.
Y is now interested in "Women" and "Men"
X is Y YOU'RE A SLUT!
Y is I facebooked your mom X.
Y is now in a Open Relationship with X's mom.
by nerval December 18, 2007
Get the facebookmug. An online network that is recently becoming more comparable to myspace. It started as a college-based network, where kids from different colleges could add each other as friends. Then it branched out to high school. And now, EVERYONE can use it.
If that weren't enough, there's now a "news feed" feature, that lets you see pretty much every move your friends make whenever they log on. It's basically Myspace 2 nowadays.
Even worse, the fact that it's now open to everyone pretty much makes it the stalker's wet dream. It was cool at first, but now it seems more and more like a violation of privacy.
If that weren't enough, there's now a "news feed" feature, that lets you see pretty much every move your friends make whenever they log on. It's basically Myspace 2 nowadays.
Even worse, the fact that it's now open to everyone pretty much makes it the stalker's wet dream. It was cool at first, but now it seems more and more like a violation of privacy.
Stalker: Hey, Shannon. I know that you're now going out with Rick.
Shannon: How'd you know that?
Stalker: I read it on the facebook news feed. And I saw the new pictures you added. They're hot.
Shannon: (runs away)
Shannon: How'd you know that?
Stalker: I read it on the facebook news feed. And I saw the new pictures you added. They're hot.
Shannon: (runs away)
by HueyFreeman November 4, 2006
Get the facebookmug. n. A social-networking site found on the interwebs. When a user registers they are able to add friends and join groups, similar to myspace. What was once a simple, unique site good for college students wanting to stalk each other, it has spread and grown to include high school kids who want to post pictures of them getting drunk, and later to include anyone who is an alumni from a university or high school.
Originally a person's page only showed their name, info, interests, etc. After numerous layout changes, you can now see what "actions" a person has made on the site, as well as add applications that serve no purpose other than to cause Java and Flash Player errors, and make the site more corny.
Despite all this, it is still commonly used for procrastination as well as stalking.
v. To facebook someone is to look them up and/or request they be your friend.
Originally a person's page only showed their name, info, interests, etc. After numerous layout changes, you can now see what "actions" a person has made on the site, as well as add applications that serve no purpose other than to cause Java and Flash Player errors, and make the site more corny.
Despite all this, it is still commonly used for procrastination as well as stalking.
v. To facebook someone is to look them up and/or request they be your friend.
Frank: Hey, did you facebook me?
Betty: I tried, but there's so much crap on there now that it takes forever to load.
Random: Hey, did you guys check out the pictures I posted of my friends downing vodka and passing out on a couch? Man, college is great!
Betty: I tried, but there's so much crap on there now that it takes forever to load.
Random: Hey, did you guys check out the pictures I posted of my friends downing vodka and passing out on a couch? Man, college is great!
by Matt..... June 28, 2007
Get the facebookmug. Guy 1: Dude...that chick at the party was hot. Where's her room again?
Guy 2: I don't know...let's facebook it!
Guy 2: I don't know...let's facebook it!
by ted_yc November 18, 2006
Get the facebook itmug.