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Five knuckle shuffle

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008
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five nights at freddy's 2

The sequel to the point-and-click indie horror game Five Nights At Freddy's by Scott Cawthon. It is 7 times scarier than the original. It came out November 11, 2014, even though it had a planned release date of December 25, 2014 or Early 2015.
Person A: I just drew Bonnie.
Person B: Who's Bonnie?
Person C: A character from the horror game Five Nights at Freddy's 2.
by MacDoesUD November 11, 2014
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five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.
kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.
by spanky July 16, 2003
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five deep

Extremely deeply-penetrating sexual intercourse (vaginal, anal, oral, etc.), measured by multiplying the length of ones' index finger. (See formula below).

Formula: If your index finger is 3 1/2 inches long, then to go "five deep" would equal 17 1/2 inches of penetration.

Lx5=P where L=Length of index finger and P=Penetration depth
Franco: "Hey, what's your sister up to tonight?"
Jared: "Why do you ask?"
Franco: "I was hoping to go five deep tonight, and she's the only bitch I know who's seasoned enough for that kind of punishment!"
Jared: "I'll kill you".
by Babies August 13, 2006
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five-foot nine

Core average height for men in the U.S. Considered ideal by many because they aren't typecast as "napoleon" like short guys are, nor are they expected to be aggressive like tall guys are "large man complex."
My boyfriend is five-foot nine, which is the ideal male height.
by W.C's own June 25, 2006
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five head

A very large forehead - 25% larger in fact.
The sun is just beating down on my five head today.

Maybe you should get some Rogaine next time you're getting your Viagara old man.
by Bo Dizzle May 5, 2004
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Five Sheet

A name for a U.S or Canadian 5$ bill. It can also be used with any other bill (ten sheet for a 10$ bill ect.).
by P - Cald May 5, 2005
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