Phallic Fallacy

When a guy lies about the size of his dick to someone he's trying to have sex with.

A: I heard Mark told his date that he was hung like a horse. She wouldn't stop laughing when the Magnum just kept falling off.
B: What a phallic fallacy!

by Piffin. March 4, 2017

Frag 'n Felatio

The act of getting your dick sucked while playing Call of Duty.

Last night was the best, I got Frag 'N Felatio and owned on Search and Destroy.

by Latenights. April 4, 2010

A PRACTICA FELATIA

a avea vocea groasă, a cânta la flautul cu gușă / cu taragot, a fi guraliv(ă), a o lua în gură, a o lua la clarinet / la muie, a lua porcul la trântă, a o lua sus, a pupa înalt, a râde ca muta la înghețată, a sta la etaj, a o suge, a suge nasul la morți, a suge pixu’, a trage o clanță, a trece la ciocofon.

a practica felatia:
Baiatul : Sugi pixul!
Fata : Bine!

by mitza224 May 28, 2015

felandoed

fe-lan-doed
-verb
1. The hopeless sense that one feels when his/her expectations have been defied.*

*Also, in some instances, this can be applied to the feeling that one gets when a lecture seems to be over but isn't.

1. "Wait, class isn't over??? I just got felandoed!"
2. "She's a man? I just thought she had a deep voice! I just got felandoed!"
3. "A death so sudden, she was doing so well. It is a shame that the local pit bull was faster than she. FELANDOED!"

by Dovnd Arulai November 27, 2007

Fellat Mignon

The act of giving oral pleasure to a bacon wrapped penis. What you know about da BACON WEAVE? Also Known as, "Giving a Porky" , " Puffing the Pig Skin", and in the southern United States "The Sunrise Sampler"

Madam, the vintage bottle of Arbor Mist will pair well the Fellat Mignon.

by leporkski November 5, 2012

Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.

Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

corporate fellatio

A politically correct workplace word for the act of metaphorically sucking one's boss's dick (or strap-on) or going well out of one's way to get a promotion, raise, day off, ect. that is beyond normal brown-nosing.

Hey man, Terry's in the Director's office performing some corporate fellatio again. Let's see if he wipes off his mouth when he comes out.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 18, 2020