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one-three fatigue

(1) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 45 minutes and still can't talk to a real person (or if you do, it is a person in a remote call-centre, whose accent you struggle to understand). And you hang up - effectively giving up.

(2) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 30 minutes and you basically give up.

(3) The emotion that washes over you when you realise that you have to call a government agency on a '13' number again to explain stuff that you've already explained, and you realise that you will have to be 'on hold' for a minimum 45 minutes to explain to a different person what you've already told them.
Angi: "I had to call insert company name here on their 13 number again today to see if they knew what was happening with my order, and could they help me. After being on hold for 30 minutes, I hung up."
Bill: "I thought that was all sorted, what happened?"
Angi: "I got one-three fatigue. I just couldn't do it."
by bill cauliflower September 6, 2020
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polling fatigue

Obsessively turning the volume off the telly!
I have an injured digit from cutting the volume off the telly due to polling fatigue.
by Hakulani October 26, 2020
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Fatigue

An extreme post exercise tiredness encountered by obese, fat bastards.
Big Dan looked fucked earlier, didn't he?

Yeah, he'd been the gym.

Oh, bit of the auld fatigue, in't eet.
by Bayesoir October 31, 2020
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Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome

When someone continually complains about how much work they have or how tired they are instead of actually doing work to achieve some type of validation and avoid doing work at the same time.
"Dude, you are going through Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome, please shut your face hole."
by Wumperson November 2, 2020
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disaster fatigue

The loss of interest in donating money for relief, volunteering time to help survivors or general interest in media coverage for multiple natural or man-made disasters. You feel guilty for losing interest and legitimate concern for the people affected, but numerous events back to back is exhausting. natural disaster, man-made disaster, hurricane, tornado, earthquake, flood, shooting, terrorism, terrorist act, bombing, explosion, mass casualty
We have had 3 tornados and 2 major floods this year. I have got major disaster fatigue.
by joecoolthefool October 6, 2017
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password fatigue

is the feeling experienced by many people who are required to remember an excessive number of passwords as part of their daily routine, such as to logon to a computer at work, undo a bicycle lock or conduct banking from an automated teller machine (ATM). The concept is also known as password chaos or more broadly as identity chaos.
One of the tribulations of internet life is password fatigue. Use a different one for every website and you're likely to forget them. Write them all down, or use the same one, and you risk becoming the latest victim of identity theft.'
by Sherz October 14, 2017
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Meme fatigue

The state a person is in if he/she/it is meme-ing too hard.
I'm really tired, man. My meme fatigue appeared after browsing /r/dankmemes for way too long.
by L3nny_ March 10, 2017
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