fap arm

when your fap arm is bigger than your other arm due to chronic fapping

john: "You arent by any chance a lefturbater are you?"
Jack: " yeah why?"
John: "you appear to have a sever case of fap arm"

by pseudeonymous December 15, 2009

fap-on-it

The act of masturbating before making a tough/thoughtful decision.

A portmanteau of "fap" (slang term for masturbation) and the phrase "sleep on it" (think about something in the night and morning).

Mike: Should I ask Jennie out? She's really hot.
Jim: Fap-on-it man.
*an hour later*
Jim: So?
Mike: Nah, I like blondes.

by Deathinetly August 2, 2011

fap content

A media content on the Internet you can fap to. Usually, in form of NSFW picture or video.

Dear forum users, please do not upload fap content, or hide it inside spoiler tags

by dildo777 January 15, 2022

Fap Bait

A chick that is good for nothing but turning guys on.

Guy1: That iJustine is totally hot but dumber than shit.
Guy2: yeap. Total fap bait.

by ZeroDaycgy-ca August 2, 2009

Fap Olympics

An entire summer of Fapping because you ain't got shit to do, and you're single :(

Hey dude, how'd you spend your summer?

Ummm... Fap Olympics '09.

Looooooool! that sucks bro.

by MagnusVeidt September 20, 2013

Fap-Attack

The act of be able to think of nothing but fapping, and having the need to fap immediately. Often caused by not fapping over a long period time, or viewing viewing a fap-tastic sight.

Beau had a massive Fap-Attack when he saw that chick because he hadnt fapped in hours.

by LocsOnly January 10, 2010

Fap Snack

A snack that is eaten while in the middle of a vigorous masterbating session. it is usually something small and able to be eaten one handed, sandwiches are a good Fap Snack.

Guy 1: Dude, last night , I was fapping so hard that I needed to eat me a sandwich while I did it.
Guy 2: Ah ok. So you needed to have yourself a Fap Snack.

by Soda Jive August 25, 2013