neglected erection

When a girl (or guy) gives you blue balls

Bro I was with a girl last night and I ended up with a neglected erection

by Dwide schrude July 12, 2017

Res-erection

When u die and get hard after u die so u got like a zombie peen.

Yo dude I heard if you die sometimes your peen gets hard.
No way dude
Yes way dude
Dude
Dude
Dahhh that’s hot!
A zombie peen aka res-erection

by BhongWip42O January 22, 2019

General Erection

When you wake up to vote for the general election on the 12th December, and you have an erection.

"I was gonna go to the polling station, but I woke up with a general erection."

by jxsiahthemosiah December 11, 2019

One Erection

One Erection is the band where the members have erections, or boners, all the time.

I'm gonna take picture of Liam Payne's boner and post it on my social media. I can't believe One Erection broke up. I wonder when they'll get back together and if they have been having erections since their breakup.

by 1234567890abcdefghij July 29, 2020

Stictile Erectus

A word to be used when the male genital gets aroused/affected and you have to describe it.

similar words: stiffy, boner, hard one, howling wolf, mishap, and confused.

Dude1: Wow dude I'm really pulling a stictile erectus right now.
Dude2: Yah me too.

by very unique name April 13, 2021

Crippling Erection

A raging erection the cripples ones ability to move due to a noticeable bulge.

"Kyle will you pass the bong"
" I can't i have a crippling erection

by Erectile misfunction October 8, 2021

Diquesuk Erectus

Diquesuk Erectus (dïk-sukkk æ-recked-us) (noun); A "closet" homosexual with alcoholic and/or meth-head tendancies who has boundary issues and Touches EVERYthing. Most likely loud and obnoxious when intoxicated. Addicted to/or obsessed with pornography. May appear to be overly sensitive/emotional (cries like a bitch... Often) although he (probably) lacks the required emotions necessary for such behavior. Has an amazing ability to "lie" himself out of any and every possible accusation, yet will "sing" like a jail-bird about his own "chrymes".

I can't believe nobody warned me I was marrying a Diquesuk Erectus before the wedding!

by StalkHolmie December 18, 2021