nude elders

a naked elder, old person, or someone over 70.

i was having a good time in my wet dream, until i saw nude elders

by fukkunt September 6, 2017

tight elder

A Tight Elder is a diamond formation in the Beer Pong game with both middle cups in contact with each other, making 4 total cups.

Jason: yo give me a Tight Elder re-rack

Michael: Elder? Y’all can’t make cups.

by ElderMike January 27, 2018

The Elder Swear

A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.

Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

Urban Elder

A person who purposefully changes meanings of words on Urban Dictionary to confuse elderly people

"Hey John, was the game last night snozzberry to you, too?"
"What?"
"Was it snozzberry?"
"Did you just get Urban Elder-ed?"

by ringo_soup December 27, 2019

Bald Eager

The act of shaving your genitalia in the anticipation of having a sexual encounter for a sexual encounter that never comes to fruition.

"I shaved for her and all we did was makeout! Total bald eager"

by PeezyWeezy April 22, 2021

To Pull an Elerin

IPA: ˈpʊl ə̃n ˈɛlɚɹɪ̃n

v., Idiomatic

To tell an outlandish lie with such conviction that others actually believe it.

Originates from the Zimbabwe dialect of Shona (irini, meaning "troll") > Arabic (al jaarin) > English

Elerin: @everyone Azuregos is up.
Everyone: *drop everything and log on*
Azuregos: *not up*
Everyone: God dammit, we should have known Elerin was going to pull an Elerin!

by Elerin December 10, 2019

speak with the elder gods

v. Probably a convenient way to talk your way out of doing something important like oh, I dunno... saving Earthrealm through participation in the Mortal Kombat tournaments?

Raiden: I must speak with the elder gods! (*lightning!*)

by flashn00b September 17, 2020