netflix education

An acquired world view based solely on the documentaries featured on Netflix. Individuals tend to have little or sub-par post-high school education. Individuals tend to surround themselves with like minded individuals (see "Circle Jerk") and very rarely read. They also tend to ride fixed-gear bicycles and hang in urban coffee shops and almost always vote as liberally as possible.

Person A: "And then he said we would be much better off if we would stop ignoring the greatest minds of our time, like Neil degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye".

Person B: "Was he joking?"

Person A: " No, he was really serious. He must have a Netflix Education."

by Blu_Portal June 20, 2016

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by Questa Ed Found January 19, 2017

TikTok Educated

1.The intense keyboard warriors that believe they’re fighting tooth and nail for people in different cultures, sexuality’s and abilities but go too far to the point they’re being racist, homophobic and ableist to the same people they claim to protect.

1: Hey, did you know I’m a bisexual activist.

2: omg that’s super cool! Hey do you watch that new lgbt film? Aren’t the main couple so cute?

1: omg ew what! They’re fetishizing gay people by making lgbt people exist in movies!!!

2: ….. you must’ve saw some thing about fetishization on Tiktok and thought it actually correlated with this. Most definitely a Tiktok educated thing to say.

by The grim reaper September 15, 2021

lightly-educated

A community college drop-out who engages in low level white collar jobs like sales or call centers and other jobs which require suits and potentially desks and cubicals.., but do not require college education.

Tim and his lightly-educated colleagues sold sub-prime mortgages to people after dropping out of community college.

by AndyBozac April 9, 2022

Limerick Educate Together

Limerick Educate Together or LETSS is the shittest school in limerick city. It is riddled with pedos and junkies. If you get expelled from your old school, sure enough your ending up in Limerick Educate Together. They claim to care about your mental health, but that gets thrown out the window when the suicidal person gets caught vaping. You can expect meetings about basic human hygiene every 2 weeks because everyone in this school is a genuine barbarian who’s parents didn’t love them enough to toilet train them. Everyone smells like they just took a bath in cow shit. The teachers are college students who don’t know how to teach and couldn’t control a class of 13 year olds if their life depended on it.

“Man that guys such a smelly prick”
“Yea, he probably goes to Limerick Educate Together”

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Patriotic Education

An US public education curriculum devoid of any real criticism of its government or peoples actions during its history. Giving the citizen a false sense of understanding how things came to be and why things are the way they are.

Symptoms include : citizens believe that they truly live in the greatest country in U.S. AND anything other than conservative propaganda media outlet is liberal lies.

When Steven got into college and took US History 101, he was stunned to find out the police used to beat the shit out of MLK during his peaceful protests. His acquaintance Jamal leaned in and said, "yeah you must of gotten that Patriotic Education back home".

by slickridley November 16, 2022

re-educated

thinking one is going to get sex, only to find out they are DEAD WRONG!

i THOUGHT i was going to "crack that crotch" , but i was re-educated !

by michael foolsley August 19, 2023