Exasturbating

The act of getting deep pleasure from screwing over people by making things worse.

The president was happily exasturbating while firing people during the government shutdown.

by Jaspur October 15, 2025

Emasc

A good friend named Emma who is also Masc

(Also a good nickname for a girl named Emma)

“Oh whos that?”
“It’s Emasc!”

by Oucky and Mayasc January 2, 2026

Emasc

A good friend named Emma who is also Masc

(Also a good nickname for a girl named Emma)

“Oh whos that?”
“It’s Emasc!”

by Oucky and Mayasc January 2, 2026

Emmasc

A good friend and a word to call someone called Emma who is also a masc

“Hey guess who it is!!”
“Ohhhhh, it’s an Emmasc.”

by Oucky and Mayasc January 2, 2026

trials exams

Noun
Plural Noun: Trials Exams

1. The period in which students are given a term of relaxation with random spikes of anxiety and stress, this is conducted through the use of exams that were primarily constructed to bring students into with their undeniable mystery atar.

Kim: hey, how'd you go in your trials exams?
Tom: great! i've finally realised i want to go to TAFE

by articulation August 15, 2017

Phantom Exams

Defined as the brief delusional feeling of guilt or agony felt by university students after recently finishing their finals, that they still assume that there is an exam out there or somewhere that he/she needs to study for but in reality there isn't. This phantom pain symptom usually occurs after a university student spends 2 weeks or more prepping for their finals in order to save their GPA.

Medical students are the most vulnerable.

Jon: Hey Richard! Excited for our winter break after long hours of mental burnouts and late nighters.

Richard: I wish i could enjoy it but whenever i wake up from bed but i still feel like we have phantom exams.

Jon: same bro, same.

by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL December 13, 2018

arif elmas

when a person acts a certain way in one place and different in another

arif elmas such a idiot

by kral şakir November 21, 2021