EVAN

a litte boy with large pepperonis who will have be a successful SMALL BUSINESS OWNER of his ICE CREAM STORE

i WISH I WAS A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER LIKE EVAN

by EVAN ICE CREAM April 25, 2017

Evan

Evan is a ugly ass nigga who has no life at all and is always taken for granted he is the most horrifying person you can look at I swear if you look at him you will die fam if you know this specific Evan befriend him and run away fam

Jeff: Hey you know Evan

Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him

Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl

by XaddyFact November 5, 2017

Evan

A simp who can't get any pussy whatsoever

"Look at Evan trying to pick up that girl"
"What a fuckin' simp"

by Simp_Lord March 2, 2020

Evan

Fuck you bitch

Evan sucks booty hole

by Duckfuck188 February 11, 2019

Evan

Basically God.

Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"

by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019

Evan

(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.

Evan Kaps loves to play and spend money on clash of clans.

by wetrice December 31, 2019

Evan

The coolest guy on earth.

He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.

"Evan has to be the best guy"

by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018