Lady erection

A physiological phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged as a result of sexual arousal.

Man in a bar: "How's that lady erection going?"

Female target: "It's massive. Sex now, mmk?"

by etihwytteb January 10, 2011

Sensible Erection

The best weblog in the world, The Shiggity Shit, 5 time winner of the NZ net awards, a methaphor for big dicks, what kleenex made tissues for

Well I just surfed on to Sensible Erection and tried to get my hands on some Cathy pr0n, but it was to no avail, all I got was this crappy Cathy head pasted on to this transexuals body

by Phishfood July 23, 2003

erection vampire

is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.

Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."

Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."

"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."

by Humptruck October 16, 2013

erejection

v. to reject an erection because of withstanding commitments/lack of time.

1. Boy, sorry to ereject you, but I gotta get to school.
2. (Prime example of erejection) SHIT - I have to get up in like 2 hours.

by DJP123 February 16, 2009

Erectisplosion

When the penis becomes so hard it ejaculates prematurely. Without any previous stimulation other than the hot girl in the desk front of you.

"Man Cassie was grindin on me it was so hot there was an erectisplosion in my pants"

by Oh Balls December 16, 2008

Erected Arnold

50% Vodka, 50% Arnold Palmer. Its called an Erected Arnold because the drink is "hard"

That dude was chugging an erected Arnold all night

by erected arnold January 1, 2010

erectionary

synonym for "bonerific".

i can't wait to hangout with you for the first time in 2 years, it's gonna be erectionary!

by Sir Smegma III, Esq. June 30, 2011