Easter Bunny

A rapist dressed in a bunny costume for your kids, So they can sit on his lap.

The kids visited the "easter bunny" this year at the mall.

by Go Fuck Yourself Easter Bunny April 16, 2017

easter egg bunny

It is the bunny that lays eggs because bunnies don’t lay eggs.

“ mommy mom the easter egg bunny came last night and the lawn is covered with eggs “.

by TheAprilphoenix December 4, 2022

Drew Easter

A type of guy that you always want but can never have. He has beautiful blue eyes and a perfect nose and the most kissable lips you’ve ever seen. He's the perfect guy and the only guy who’s real with you. He’s so nice to you and cares about you but you’ll just never be more than an outlet for him. You really like him and you want a future with him but he only sees you as a friend and nothing more.

I really like him but he’s a Drew Easter, it will never happen.

by Justagirlwithopinionsonpeople January 18, 2024

Black Easter

Blas Aguilera

I'm celebrating Black Easter today, I'm wearing black!

by Knitty March 23, 2024

Korean Easter Basket

An act of pleasure when you shave and Botox your ball sack, paint it in Easter egg fashion and dunk or “hide” them in a Koreans mouth. Most commonly performed on or around the spring solstice.

I gave my good buddy Brant the ol Korean Easter basket last night.

by Georgia Cajun April 24, 2025

Black Easter

Holiday was created to honor & remember Blas Aguilera a Havana Rabbit owned by Irving Aguilera. The Holiday starts in March 15 & ends when Spring is over.

I’m going to celebrate Black Easter, I’m wearing black!

by Knitty March 22, 2024

Easter

It's a holiday in April in which in the United States it is not a national holiday. It is supposed to be about Jesus resurrection, but then some retarded fucker came up with the idea of an Easter bunny. The idea is that he comes and hides baskets in your house through the front door. My theory is actually proven against the Easter Bunny. If he comes to people's house with an alarm how does he not set off the alarm. Evidence. Second, it is said that he comes into people's yard hiding easter eggs. One, that is creepy. Two, how does he not wake the dogs up and then set off the traps that people living in the country has.

Easter is supposed to be celebrated the right way. With the rate we are going if we dont celebrate Easter it could result in the world ending. Let me show you.

Easter of 2050:

Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.

Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>

by One little hellian April 20, 2018