dueling banjos

N. A banjo-guitar duet commonly associated with hillbillies and rednecks.

V. Two or more people masturbating eachother, or engaging in masturbation with eachother.

To masturbate another, often used to accuse someone of homosexuality in hopes of offending the accused.

"The chicks in that movie were really dueling eachother's banjos"

"We all know you play dueling banjos with your cousin every night"

by Oni Ookami Alfador March 8, 2005

Dub Dueces a.k.a. Duece Dueces

Hey retard, it's deuce, not duece.

by MoonKnight December 24, 2002

duece

1. a shit
2. an exlamation

i just dropped a duece

what the duece is going on here?

by The Face Man April 25, 2004

duesh

vaginal cleaning device "also spelled douche"

by bill gates March 19, 2003

duel

A challenge between two people to settle a score. To initiate a duel, a duelist must demand satisfaction.

*slap with glove*
What? I demand satisfaction sir!
Let us duel, what shall be your weapon of choice?
strap-on!
ok...

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

dueef

The fabled male equivalent of a 'queef'. Air trapped inside the male urethra, usually during/after oral sex, released in a flatulent like manner. They are odorless and are viewed as an embarrassing bodily function.

Derivatives:
* dueefed
* dueefing

"While receiving oral, bill dueefed by accident."

by rizla5 June 16, 2009

Transcaucasian duet

A sexual act involving two male participants. One must be Armenian, the other Azerbaijani. The men's peckers, symbolizing the territories of Nagorno-Karabakh and Nakhchivan, should be painted with cake icing in appropriate national colors. (Red, blue and apricot for the Armenian; light blue, red and green for the Azerbaijani—with an optional white star and crescent on his glans.)

The participants proceed to give each other simultaneous oral pleasure in a sixty-nine arrangement. Then, dick in mouth, the Azerbaijani must hum the Armenian national anthem as loudly and tunefully as he can, whilst the Armenian does the same with the Azerbaijani anthem. Whoever causes the other man to cum first is declared the winner; both must swallow. Afterwards, it is recommended that the two kiss and make up.

Transcaucasian Duet
Azerbaijani - MMM M-MM M, MMM M-MM M, MMM M-MM M M M MM...
Armenian - MM MM-M-MMM, MM M-M-MMM, MM MM M-M M M M M...

by Epic Tetus March 2, 2015