dooche bag

a female eater outer

caitlin u are a dooche bag!!!!

by Meghan June 15, 2004

doosh bag

-Freak Train
Some US army fallis holster. That can't tell the difference between her vaginal cannal and a hole in the ground

My word, Freak Train is such a doosh bag

by Jimbo Jones April 13, 2004

Doosh

a guy who listens to dance music in his/her car (GOES DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH). usually accomapnied by ugly highlighted hair and chair all the way in the BACK position

'That person is such a DOOSH'

by EVIL MOJO JOJO April 21, 2006

Dousche Bag Dad

A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.

Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.

A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.

Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time

A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.

by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011

Doochbag

Doochbag, is used instead of swearing at someone. it is a word that pops up in many movies and is known as an American word.

"Mate your mom is soooooo HOT!!!"
"You are such a doochbag!!!"

or

"oh my god i just ask this model out and then when she said yes i wet myself...."
"You Doochbag!"

by Jediknight May 20, 2008

Doochiebar

A joint of Canabis to smoke and enjoy.

Do you want to go for a doochiebar?

by Andrew Hallam December 15, 2005

dorsch bag

1. someone who acts kinda like a douche but is funny

2. a sarcastic son of a bitch

3. gypsy

1. That was a dorsch bag move

2. You're a sack fotching dorsch bag

3. gypsy

by Keith D March 5, 2008