not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.

"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."

by pavillionguy October 7, 2008

Dijon docking

When you dip your dick into a jar of dijon mustard.

Did you see jared's snapchat of him dijon docking?

by Bigrik420 November 11, 2020

Wenis Docking

The act of stretching ones wenis out to ceremoniously connect to and envelope another persons wenis. The act simulates two entities in space "docking" to produce an airtight seal.

Person 1: The other day I was included in some wenis docking, felt like I was in space as a friend of mine stretched their wenis out to go over mine, we had a moment of clarity as it was breathtakingly spectacular!

by TheMrSka May 23, 2021

De-doping the who-ha

When a girl shoves any kind of dope in her vagina to avoid cops finding it, then later on, having to pull sack out.

That girl was too busy for de-doping the who-ha, then hours later remembered to pull it out.

by Noresun2noAmy2 December 18, 2021

Blocky's Funny doings International

A corporation that has been arrested for perjury in court

This program has been brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International

by gfdhfdn June 4, 2022

sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017

scooby dooing

inadvertently adding an r in a word

scooby dooing would be like saying "it's 8 ocrock in the morning"

by bidnezgrl September 11, 2013