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Dishlexia

To slowly or to be unable to distinguish between different types of cutlery or kitchen utensils.
To confuse the order of cutlery or be confused by the different shapes of the shiny metal things used in the Kitchen in the kitchen draw or especially the dishwasher
Much confusion caused when looking at the cutlery tray in the dishwasher and unable to load without mixing cutlery to make unloading easy
To disregard all requests of correct loading and abide to dishwasher etiquette
It looks like he stands the other side of the kitchen and throws everything at the dishwasher washer hoping it all falls into place either that or he doesn't care or he suffers from dishlexia
by Bigthinker1 March 24, 2024
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John is such a dittleyang
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disleftia

Disleftia (noun)
A condition marked by extreme left leaning tendencies to the point where all logic, reason and sense become a three ring circus.
Disleftia Symptoms:
Struggling to differentiate between "redistribute wealth" and "redistribute furniture"
Writing impassioned manifestos that are so progressive they fold in on themselves and advocate for the rights of inanimate objects
A tendency to get lost in arguments about whether pronouns need pronouns
Diagnosis: Can’t stop pronouncing ‘capitalism’ like it’s a swear word. Often followed by drinking Kombucha and asking if you're sure your shirt isn’t exploitative.

Treatment: Light exposure to a basic economics textbook and occasional debates with a mildly conservative five year old over Sunday lunch.
by AdamAntiX November 27, 2024
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dislegification

The act of cutting off someone's legs; specifically Japanese people.
I am going to show the evil Japanese people's legs what dislegification means!
by evil leg hater December 29, 2024
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dislegification

The act of cutting of the legs of a person; specifically a Japanese person.
I am going to show the evil Japanese people what dislegification really means!
by evil leg hater December 29, 2024
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