Pez Dispenser

For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.

Bob tasted some liquid candy from Sutter's Pez Dispenser. Mmmm

by The artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer September 26, 2006

Disels

Short for "D*ck sucking lips".

That chick has got some disels on her

by SiS14 October 2, 2008

dispexia

The excuse one makes when performing acts of less than reputable intelligence.

A very good sign of severe dispexia: attempting to spell 'dyslexia' and spelling it 'dispexia'

by SaraBelle December 20, 2012

single displacement

A single displacement reacts with a compound to produce a new single element and a new compound.

A + BC = AC + B = single displacement

by merdin November 4, 2008

uncertain disbelief

The words to use when your are unsure whether that you do not believe something.

Im not sure if i believe danny's story . now im full of uncertain disbelief

by Tom Hollingsworth July 11, 2011

at the dispensary

Spoken as a phrase, generally as exclamation at full voice volume. It simply signifies that a story being told has likely already been told several times.

Person 1 : "Oh, yeah I forgot to tell you. After work today I bumped into Ron and -"

Person 2 : AT THE DISPENSARY

by gaydefiner April 3, 2017

Pez Dispenser

The act of buying a fruit-like scented Douche', using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.

Amy: I bought a Lavender scented Douche the other day.
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!

by Thisiswhatithink December 29, 2009