Video Game Disorder

A stupid disordrer that popular news channels made up because kids are playing too much fortnite.

Felisha has Video Game Disorder because she played too much Roblox.

by Scrippyman88 July 3, 2018

Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.

Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.

Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.

Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?

Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.

by Millennial X May 6, 2019

Donny Derangement Disorder

Characterized by his hero worshipping of Donald Trump, along with their idealism that their idol can do nothing wrong.

When confronted their disorder manifests into petty insults towards anyone who questions their idol.

They believe this type of demoralization helps justify their stance.

Jack: Trump is screwing shit up some more.

Bill: No he isn't. He has all the best moves. You don't understand he is playing 3d chess. You leftist are pathetic and just hate him.
Jack: Did you actually read the article... here to blindly defend Trump again? Suffering from Tripple D, Donny Derangement Disorder.

by Brash Chaos May 20, 2019

Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder

PTSD or Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder is a mental health condition that ALU Computer Science students have after enrolling in CS for one term. IT's symptoms include unwillingness to attend classes, especially Friday morning classes.
It also has been reported that most CS students have switched to other degrees as a result of the condition.

The doctor said all the nightmares I have are a result of a Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder disease from all the discrete math assignments

by ALU-Challengers November 8, 2019

Cabinet Man Disorder

Neil Cicirega disorder is when your toes are constantly bleeding onto your sneakers and other people's sneakers.

"I can see my blood on your sneakers! I'm sorry, I have Cabinet Man Disorder."

by Bubbajoe57 June 11, 2022

Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)

Obsessive-compulsive foosball disorder (OCFD) is a mental illness that causes repeated unwanted thoughts or obsessions of playing foosball, or the urge to play foosball over and over again (compulsions). Some people can have both obsessions and compulsions for foosball.

Symptoms include:

- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.

- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.

- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).

- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube

Arno walked into the room and started air-foozing, I think he may have Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)...

by ratel_8 December 13, 2022

Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD)

Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD) is a disorder in which an individual thinks he is literally Ryan Gosling. He says “that’s literally me” when he sees Ryan Gosling on screen and says phrases like “I drive” and “I’m just Ken” among other phrases.

Therefore, I’m literally Ryan Gosling. Nuff said.

Me: I’m literally Ryan Gosling.

My best friend: No I’m literally Ryan Gosling

Me: No it’s literally me

Him: NO ITS LITERALLY ME

Me: NO I AM LITERALLY HIM

Him: We both have Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD)

by H4mza_23 August 22, 2023