disasterporn

What you see on TV when the news channels go into 24-hour disaster mode. As a viewer, you respond as you do for flesh porn -- you can't turn your eyes away, you keep coming back to it, you never are fulfilled after watching it, and you feel bad inside when you're done. For examples of disaster porn, withess Fox's coverage of the hurricanes of 2005, or CNN/Fox/MSNBC for the Sept 11, 2001 terror attacks.

I've watched the last 2 weeks of hurricane disasterporn.

by Cmackg September 27, 2005

disastrophe

A really, really bad problem. Worse than a disaster, worse than a catastrophe.

Did you see how he screwed up the presentation? It was a disastrophe!

by Rick Rodrick September 24, 2003

disasturbation

Masturbation...with disastrous results.

Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.

by cakeofages October 18, 2008

Disasterstroke

When a sudden flash of inspiration leads to a horrible chain of events. The opposite of a masterstroke.

Jim: I thought it might be a good idea to use a blowtorch to trim my butt hair. Now I haven't sat down for a week and when I fart it smells like barbecue.

Bob: That's a hell of a disasterstroke dude

by dr ben May 30, 2013

disasturbation

To masturbate during a disaster, or when normal masturbation turns disastrous.

Masturbation turns into disasturbation if you're arrested for doing it in public.

by eosbnnaarsh November 8, 2011

disasterpiece

Portmanteau of "disaster" and "masterpiece".

Bill accidentally put his vacation snapshots in the sales presentation he gave to our executive team today. It was a total disasterpiece.

by ironyman47 July 12, 2011

Häagen-Dizaster

Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!

Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!

by Rufus the Gyp November 30, 2010