directoritis

Directoritis is a similiar condition such as "senioritis" "retire-itis" and just simple food itis. However, directoritis pertains to movie directors. The disease is most commonly acquired after the Oscars. Since the directors are loving their little gold oscar, they no longer make good movies, resulting in movie goers having to settle for less "quality" movies. This time of the year is usually a month or two after the oscars and is the christmas for Blockbuster economically. Soon after, the disease is cured and we can once again...see good movies.

Bill: Hey! Let's see a movie tonight!
Chad: Nah bro, nothing good is out...all the big shots have directoritis!
Bill: Wanna just see Race to Witch Mountain?
Chad: Nah..lets just rent Batman again!

by Adam Kringleschmidtberg March 18, 2009

Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

Directioner

A Girl or sometimes Boy who is Dedicated to One Direction. They live, Breathe, Love One Direction. They bow to the Amzing 5 Sex Gods. They do get emotional, Angry, Happy, and to some cases, Laughs uncontrolably, and for no reason. Most are know as "Directionigga(s)" They are also known to be better than Beliebers.

You can tell that girl is a Directioner because she ran away from a spoon.

Boy:Is that girl calling that pigeon "Kevin"? Girl: Yep, shes definetley a Directioner.

If your threatened by a carrot, shes a Directioner. And you better run.

by Mrs.1D October 1, 2012

direct message

A feature on Instagram able to send a picture or message to up to 20 people at once.

Send me a Direct Message saying what you feel about me!

by Damoose October 10, 2014

one direction

A gay boy band from the fuckin UK who sing about shoving their tiny dicks into 12 year old girl's bloody vaginas.

One Erection: You've got that... one thing. (VAGINA) I need that.. one thing (VAGINA.).
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.

by Y U NO LIEK ME March 27, 2013

Directionator

A person with absolutely no clue on one direction, but delude themselves in thinking they "Love them"

e.g. "I payed 100 dollars for one of their tickets, I'm their biggest fan!" - this is a directionator

by kane p1234 October 3, 2012

directly

Shortly, pretty soon, before long. Usually used when directness is NOT descriptive.

Just wait there. I gotta go run by the store and the post office; I'll be there directly.

by Texian May 4, 2010