Digitality

The state of being a finger.

Michael's thumb always envied his middle finger's digitality.

by Eric Von Lhomond July 28, 2006

Digital Friend

Someone you know in real life, but you only talk over the internet on MSN or myspace etc.

"OMG, Harley you never talk to her in real life and only on MSN! she is like your best digital friend"

by Heroherohero December 27, 2007

digitally unfreshen up

The gratuitous use of any photo editing tool made to make someone (usually celebrities) look like shit. Seen on every issue ever published by The National Enquirer or any check stand lane tabloids. Making people unattractive to make them attractive and making them look like a celebutard (only to sell magazines).

Digitally vandalized images. Or digitally altered in some way to some extent more or less. Closely related to digitally freshen up

Madonna's arms, Kirstie Alley's girth, and Angelina Jolie's face and lips, have been digitally unfreshend up so many times, it's not even shocking anymore.

I had to digitally unfreshen up some photos of my douchey ex before I could post them on Facebook.

by clintonk May 8, 2011

Digital Waterboarding

To impress a systematic and methodical assault on a person’s digital identity by malevolently disseminating information in a slow, controlled fashion to drive the target insane.

He can be pretty aggressive in emails, it's like digital waterboarding.

by KindaSucky February 13, 2019

Digital Bikini

when censors make it look as though an aniime character's wearing clothes, when they're not

Tenchi Muyo had tons of Digital Bikinis

by v1cious April 1, 2005

digital assassination

1. When an adversary attempts to delete any and all proof that you exist from the internets.

2. Any move that includes the pressing of the delete button in order to snuff out an opponent.

3. An act of Digital Spring Cleaning, or the recreation of Strong Bad email #20.

U.S. Representative Todd Akin's staffers, members of Steaming Warm Turdgate, performed a weak sauce move by a cowardly digital assassination attempt on primary opponent Mark Lodes. The attempt was mitigated because the Steaming Warm Turdgate members were shortsighted, and didn't realize the sheer magnitude of effort required to complete the task, and instead fell far short of total digital assassination, removing only mention of Mr. Lodes from the Todd Akin Wikipedia page. The Steaming Warm Turdgate members had failed to hack into Mark's websites, other news agencies and radio/tv stations which had reported on his candidacy, and so the conspiracy to sweep the competition under the digital rug failed almost entirely.

by King of Leon September 16, 2011

digital trauma

Injury or damage (often self-inflicted) to one's own body oriface (nose, vagina, anus, etc.) caused by the insertion and manipulation of one or more fingers (digits).

My massive nose bleed was caused by digital trauma.
Damn, could y'all trim your nails before y'all finger me? Now I gots digital trauma all up inside my vajayjay!
I managed to take care of my fecal impaction, but now I am suffering from digital trauma and my finger smells like shit!

by Ahswype July 15, 2007